Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I didn't notice because vodka
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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