Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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