Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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