I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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