Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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