Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
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I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
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You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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