My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
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