I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
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