Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Your penis caused this!
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