his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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