Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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