But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Randomize
