how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
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Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
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Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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