so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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