just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Define "chronic" masturbator.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
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Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
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She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Are these your boobs on my camera?
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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