I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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