I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
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Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
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AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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