he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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