The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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