That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
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