Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
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Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
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Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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