omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
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Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
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Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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