So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
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Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
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LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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