I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
tell me about the fingering
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