it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
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yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
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Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
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...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
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