Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
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Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
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Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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