this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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