I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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