dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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