It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
this beer tastes like vomit already
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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