I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
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You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
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My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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