her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
no, he came in my armpit
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
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Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
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Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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