physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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