I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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