Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
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I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
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Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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