and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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