I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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