we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
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