so let's talk penis.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Randomize
