you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
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He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
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He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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