You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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