My brain says no but my pants say off.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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