you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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