just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I have tasted many bathrooms
as a side note pls kill me
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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