I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
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Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
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i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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