Define "chronic" masturbator.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
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That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
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