Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Randomize
