I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
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After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
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I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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