Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
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Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
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The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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