I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
Randomize
