Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
not ubering you a puppy
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
