found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
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i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
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There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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