Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(712): View more from Iowa

I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.

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(646): View more from New York

He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.

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(301): View more from Maryland

I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd

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(908): View more from New Jersey

i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy

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(208): View more from Idaho

I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.

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(940): View more from Texas

Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers

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(416): View more from Toronto

no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us

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(845): View more from New York

Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.

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(513): View more from Ohio

The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.

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