doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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