Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
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i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
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Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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