summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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