His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
Randomize
