she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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